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02/14/2002 Archived Entry: "Val Day"

Good god. It's Valentine's Day...Bah Humbug! Is it over yet?  I'm in North Dakota.  Did 2 radio interviews today and was asked if I could play some love songs off my record... Uh, I don't think I have the sorta love songs you play on valentine's day.  UNLESS! Unless there is an opposite of Valentine's Day?  enitnelav's day?  what do you think?.. Gee, I'd have plenty of songs for enitnelav's day.

You know, I now realize why we performers get paid so much for being up there... we are the poor fools who stand in front of an audience and tell you all about our misery, pain and suffering while you sip beer or drink coffee and tap your toes in time...See, this is why we earn the big bucks... You all nod and think "ooooohh I've felt that" or "POOR THING!".... yes, see...we suffer with you, FOR you, and then we get on stage in front of tons of people and tell everyone about it... truly sick when you think about it.  Oh well, I guess it beats cocktail waitressing.